*tries to act cool by not texting back right away but forgets and never texts back*


plot twist: your crush likes you too

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if you can pull off a beanie you can pull off my pants

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my dog is named Lucky

and sometimes he escapes from our house, so we have to go get Lucky

and sometimes it’ll be dark out, and we’ll be up all night to get Lucky

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Little Survey

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

- Looks are important because they are one of  the first thing to attract one another, which leads to a relationship. But other than the first step, nope. 

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

- Relationships are always worth it. They either last, or they’re a lesson.

3. Are you a virgin?

- Nope

4. Are you in a relationship?

- Nope, not sure I’m looking for one either

5. Are you in love?

- I was once

6. Are you single this year?

- Yes, it’s definitely a change 

7. Can you commit to one person?

- I did for 4 years, so I assume so!

8. Describe your crush

- Handsome, tall, strong, fun, warm hearted, carefree, taken

9. Describe your perfect mate

- Someone who can make me laugh, even when I’m mad at them

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

- I believe you can feel the potential in your gut feeling, yes

11. Do you ever want to get married?

- I can’t wait to get married, I’m too excited to grow up

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

- It’s hard at first, but I believe forgiveness is the only way to fully move on from things. It takes more effort to hate someone than to forget about them.

13. Do you get jealous easily?

- If I feel the need to be jealous, yes. If I trust the person completely and they have given me no reason to doubt, not at all.

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

- I always have a crush on someone

15. Do you have any piercings?

- Just my ears! Belly button got infected

16. Do you have any tattoos?

- Not yet, I’m pretty pain intolerant though

17. Do you like kissing in public?

- I love PDA. Doing it, seeing it, hearing about it. It makes me happy to see people that happy. It gives me hope.

20. Do you shower every day?

- Every other day unless needed

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

- I know they do, but I’m not sure how I feel towards them.

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

- Potentially, it all depends

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6

months and not cheat?

- Pfft, 6 months is nothing I’m a veteran in that department 

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

- Maybe! 

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

- No clue, I’ve learned not to hope for or expect anything. I’m just going to take things as they come

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

- Yeah, too bad they did

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

- Yup, many times

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

- Not necessarily, messed up situation

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

- Never in a million years

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what

would you change about your body?

- Boob job would be awesome if I had pointless money laying around, other than that never

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

- Haven’t we all?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

- Oh have I ever

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

- Yes I have

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

- No I have not

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

- Many times

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

- I fell in love with him

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

- Many times hahaha, I pick real winners

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

- Every guy I’ve liked has either been unexpected or denied

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

- Yup

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

- A few times

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

- Maybe, maybe not

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to


- Depends if I’m drunk or sober, I’m fearless when I’m drunk

43. How long was your longest relationship?

- Nearly 4 years

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

- Serious ones, 1

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

- 7 maybe? 

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

- Often

47. How old are you?

- 19

48. If the person you like says they like someone else,

what would you say?

- Bye

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your

favorite thing about him/her?

- There smile, laugh, voice, and touch

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with

apology and presents, would you accept?

- I don’t know

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely

everything for?

- My friends and family

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

- I’ve accepted it will never work

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to

the person you are?

- Don’t think so

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

- There’s a lot of people!

55. Share a relationship story.

- One time when my boyfriend was upset, I went around his cottage and gathered every candle I could find and set them up around the bedroom. I called him in pretending that I needed him to kill a spider and surprised him with a beautiful set up, some of our favourite tunes, and a girl desperate to make his night better. It worked.

56. State 8 facts about your body

- I have really small feet

- My teeth are shifting because I don’t wear my retainer

- I don’t like my love handles

- If I have scabs on my body I will pick them

- I have a scar on my left boob from my surgery

- My lips always feel chapped

- I have natural abs kinda

- My eyes change colour with the weather

57. Things you want to say to an ex

- What do you really want from me

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

- Sense of humour, devoted attention, great smile, passionate about something, intelligence

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

- Too lazy.. Brunette with blonde ombre, always curled, green eyes, short and petite

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any

of your partners?

- I went on a date with a 23 year old, that’s the oldest

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

- Eyes

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to


- Privately introduce me to something they are really passionate about. I love it when a guy truly opens up to me and shows me the things that are most important to him.

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

- Physically opening up to someone you care about

64. What is your definition of cheating?

- Somebody who is unhappy in their relationship but is too comfortable to respectfully leave it

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

- Drunk and kissing

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

- I don’t know

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

- Spending the day at the beach, then watching the stars and talking about life

68. What is your sexual orientation?

- Straight

69. What turns you off?

- Obnoxious guys who think their gangster or above other people

70. What turns you on?

- A gentlemen with a sense of humour

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

- I could not remember

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

- Anything, silence is awkward

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for


- Not screw me over

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look


- A guy saying all the right things or agreeing with everything I say, it’s attractive to have your own opinion

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

- My ex filled up my locker with a dozen balloons on our 3 year anniversary and rolled up a letter in each one that connected to each other. He also left a dozen roses and a teddy bear. I had to pop every balloon in the middle of the hall in front of everyone at my school in order to get his “card”.

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

- Already explained above

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in


- It’s none of my business!

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

- Tumblr doesn’t need to know

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

- This guy I was talking to showed up to a get together with his ex, nobody gave me notice and it was extremely awkward considering we hooked up the week before

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

- An hour ago when I said goodnight to my mum

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

- David Beckham, Channing Tatum, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jake Gyllenhaal, Luke Bryan

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

- My employee from work <3

83. Who was your first kiss with?

- My first boyfriend in grade 6

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

- No trust, we stopped being compatible 

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

- Probably not