i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.
mood: 50% horny 50% hungry
excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed
"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—"
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
when they decide not to close school even tho the weather is clearly dangerous
literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever
he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands