escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

onlinehumor:

mood: 50% horny 50% hungry 

multipack:

excuse me mom but whoever smelt it dealt it so it is in fact YOU who’s doing the weed

squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane

"I started to write an apology, but I don’t have anything to say I’m sorry for. I was in a loving, healthy, great relationship for four years. It was long distance, and either your boyfriend is going to look at porn or he’s going to look at you."
Jennifer Lawrence on her nude picture leak (Vanity Fair)

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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lasagnababy:

when they decide not to close school even tho the weather is clearly dangerous

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shouldnt:

literally having nice hair is the biggest turn on ever

yoncevevo:

he’s cute but i’m not liking his selfie because i want him to know he ain’t shit

cokeflow:

tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands